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BuyMort: Rise of the Windowpuncher: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona (Shopocalypse Saga #3)

Damien Hanson
4.50/5 (638 ratings)
A leader dead. A complicated relationship lost.

And a conglomerate angered . . .

After unwittingly becoming the CEO of the growing Silken Sands Affiliate, Tyson finds himself in an increasingly dangerous Arizonan desert, the protector of a growing community of Nu-Earth humans faced with the very real possibility of total corporate annihilation.

Dearth wants their land and they will not take no for an answer.

But behind Tyson stand a growing band of capable administrators and heroes, and a community of people who believe in him.

He is their leader. And they trust in him, even if he doesn't trust in himself.

Powerful multiversal forces are at play. Market upsets, brilliant purchases and the invisible hand slide, slap and strangle as the campaign for Arizona state rages, and Silken Sands digs in for decisive battle.

This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism, and LOTS of profanity.

This MC is unlike others you have read before. He cares about other humans, even his crappy boss. He doesn’t seek to be the leader — he just naturally is.

It’s him leading the desperate and hopeless against the machine.

There is fantasy violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression. It is single PoV and has no harem elements.

This book is the end of the first Arc, How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona. It can be read and finished at this point . . .

But the Shopocolypse Saga will continue beyond with Book 4 in March of next year!
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538 pages
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eng
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kindle Asin:
B0BLY53NGQ

BuyMort: Rise of the Windowpuncher: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona (Shopocalypse Saga #3)

Damien Hanson
4.50/5 (638 ratings)
A leader dead. A complicated relationship lost.

And a conglomerate angered . . .

After unwittingly becoming the CEO of the growing Silken Sands Affiliate, Tyson finds himself in an increasingly dangerous Arizonan desert, the protector of a growing community of Nu-Earth humans faced with the very real possibility of total corporate annihilation.

Dearth wants their land and they will not take no for an answer.

But behind Tyson stand a growing band of capable administrators and heroes, and a community of people who believe in him.

He is their leader. And they trust in him, even if he doesn't trust in himself.

Powerful multiversal forces are at play. Market upsets, brilliant purchases and the invisible hand slide, slap and strangle as the campaign for Arizona state rages, and Silken Sands digs in for decisive battle.

This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism, and LOTS of profanity.

This MC is unlike others you have read before. He cares about other humans, even his crappy boss. He doesn’t seek to be the leader — he just naturally is.

It’s him leading the desperate and hopeless against the machine.

There is fantasy violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression. It is single PoV and has no harem elements.

This book is the end of the first Arc, How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona. It can be read and finished at this point . . .

But the Shopocolypse Saga will continue beyond with Book 4 in March of next year!
Format:
Pages:
538 pages
Publication:
Publisher:
Edition:
Language:
eng
ISBN10:
ISBN13:
kindle Asin:
B0BLY53NGQ