Draco runs into an extremely drunk Hermione and decides to stick around for the show.
Notes: I usually default to writing a simp Draco, so I wanted to flex my toxic Draco muscles. This is based on the song Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis by Brand New. There are some direct line pulls from the lyrics, so writing credit for those goes to Jesse Lacey.
Draco runs into an extremely drunk Hermione and decides to stick around for the show.
Notes: I usually default to writing a simp Draco, so I wanted to flex my toxic Draco muscles. This is based on the song Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis by Brand New. There are some direct line pulls from the lyrics, so writing credit for those goes to Jesse Lacey.