A vampire, a werewolf, and a demon all walk into a bar...Sounds like the start of a bad joke. Want another? Alright, how’s this?They bring with them a greater demon and the most powerful vampire in all of NYC. One wants my help, the other wants me dead. Hysterical. Too bad it’s not a joke—just a typical Saturday night for me. I guess the upside is having sex with me hasn’t sent any of these smexy troublemakers to the hospital... yet...Frackin’ fudge fluffers...
A vampire, a werewolf, and a demon all walk into a bar...Sounds like the start of a bad joke. Want another? Alright, how’s this?They bring with them a greater demon and the most powerful vampire in all of NYC. One wants my help, the other wants me dead. Hysterical. Too bad it’s not a joke—just a typical Saturday night for me. I guess the upside is having sex with me hasn’t sent any of these smexy troublemakers to the hospital... yet...Frackin’ fudge fluffers...