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The Cheesy Dips

Eddie Lancaster
4.32/5 (519 ratings)
SIMON W - Five Stars - VERY FUNNY!"Loved it from the word go and read it in one sitting. Gives hope to failed middle aged blokes everywhere!" Middle-aged Martin has a sexless meal-for-one life and a boring job in a Black Country DIY centre. Following a chance in-store reunion, he persuades his old pal Craig to form a covers band and save him from an unwelcome bromance with Nigel, his nerdy supervisor. Who has a thing for irritable Polish women but still lives at home with his elderly mother and a fridge full of soft cheese.Meanwhile, down in London, the Dafoe twins are busy wrecking their once stellar musical career with a rock-and-roll lifestyle guaranteed to finish them too. Until their exasperated manager stages a furious last ditch intervention. Forcing them to quit London and record on a North Sea island hideaway. Safely tucked away from everything that turned his lucrative cash cow into an absolute nightmare! When these two worlds collide, a hilarious tale of sex, violence and chicken curry unfolds. Resulting in a meteoric rise, right from the bottom, straight to the very top, as the laughs just keep coming!
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The Cheesy Dips

Eddie Lancaster
4.32/5 (519 ratings)
SIMON W - Five Stars - VERY FUNNY!"Loved it from the word go and read it in one sitting. Gives hope to failed middle aged blokes everywhere!" Middle-aged Martin has a sexless meal-for-one life and a boring job in a Black Country DIY centre. Following a chance in-store reunion, he persuades his old pal Craig to form a covers band and save him from an unwelcome bromance with Nigel, his nerdy supervisor. Who has a thing for irritable Polish women but still lives at home with his elderly mother and a fridge full of soft cheese.Meanwhile, down in London, the Dafoe twins are busy wrecking their once stellar musical career with a rock-and-roll lifestyle guaranteed to finish them too. Until their exasperated manager stages a furious last ditch intervention. Forcing them to quit London and record on a North Sea island hideaway. Safely tucked away from everything that turned his lucrative cash cow into an absolute nightmare! When these two worlds collide, a hilarious tale of sex, violence and chicken curry unfolds. Resulting in a meteoric rise, right from the bottom, straight to the very top, as the laughs just keep coming!
Format:
Pages:
272 pages
Publication:
Publisher:
Edition:
Language:
ISBN10:
ISBN13:
kindle Asin:
B08F3WWKD7