某日,季小礼领着新收的小徒弟下副本,各种软妹币红药蓝药随便吃。队友:我靠,土豪,你家里有矿吗!季小礼:你怎么知道我家里有矿?【老师立正敬礼:徒儿,入我师门,受我师训。告诉为师,本门第一祖训是什么?】【奶茶小酥:师父,我们这一门不就你和我么,祖师在哪儿。】【老师立正敬礼:孽、孽徒!让你说你就说!】【奶茶小酥:……】【奶茶小酥:打死越见春和那个龟孙儿!!!】On a certain day, Ji Xiao Li led his newly-acquired disciple into a dungeon, feeding him all sorts of priceless red and blue potions.Teammate: F*ck, tyrant, do you have an ore mine at home?Ji Xiao Li: How did you know my family owns an ore mine?【Teacher Orders a Salute:disciple, enter the sect, accept my guidance. Tell this teacher, what is the sect’s ancestral creed?】【Milk Tea Small Crisp:Master, there are only you and I in this sect, what ancestral creed?】【Teacher Orders a Salute:Evil, evil disciple! I said to say it so say it!】【Milk Tea Small Crisp:……】【Milk Tea Small Crisp:Beat to death YueJian Chunhe that son of a b*tch!】YueJian ChunHe = Milk Tea Small Crisp = Ruan FengheTeacher Orders a Salute = Ji Xiao Li
某日,季小礼领着新收的小徒弟下副本,各种软妹币红药蓝药随便吃。队友:我靠,土豪,你家里有矿吗!季小礼:你怎么知道我家里有矿?【老师立正敬礼:徒儿,入我师门,受我师训。告诉为师,本门第一祖训是什么?】【奶茶小酥:师父,我们这一门不就你和我么,祖师在哪儿。】【老师立正敬礼:孽、孽徒!让你说你就说!】【奶茶小酥:……】【奶茶小酥:打死越见春和那个龟孙儿!!!】On a certain day, Ji Xiao Li led his newly-acquired disciple into a dungeon, feeding him all sorts of priceless red and blue potions.Teammate: F*ck, tyrant, do you have an ore mine at home?Ji Xiao Li: How did you know my family owns an ore mine?【Teacher Orders a Salute:disciple, enter the sect, accept my guidance. Tell this teacher, what is the sect’s ancestral creed?】【Milk Tea Small Crisp:Master, there are only you and I in this sect, what ancestral creed?】【Teacher Orders a Salute:Evil, evil disciple! I said to say it so say it!】【Milk Tea Small Crisp:……】【Milk Tea Small Crisp:Beat to death YueJian Chunhe that son of a b*tch!】YueJian ChunHe = Milk Tea Small Crisp = Ruan FengheTeacher Orders a Salute = Ji Xiao Li