When a stray mutt is rescued from the Pound he never imagines he’s destined for stardom.
Suddenly he’s a Timeshare dog, shared between two smart professional couples. They’ve rescued him from Barranyup Pound, somewhere hot and dusty, way out west in the boondocks of New South Wales, Australia. Why have they picked an ordinary mutt like him, he wonders? Elliott discovers all the comforts of a Sydney Harbour-side lifestyle. Snooty dog-grooming salons, even smart beachside cafes that welcome dogs! What doesn’t change is Elliott’s crazy sense of humour! After all, he’s a DWC (dog with character). There’s his sarcastic take on his four new glossy Metro owners thanks to his secret ability to understand everything that’s said to him and being able to read auras.
Can Elliott outsmart the plotting and scheming of Jamie, the Alpha Male in his human pack? Or will he end up being sent back to the dog Pound? That’s his constant nagging fear. Celebrity he can handle, but being a Timeshare dog, a pooch for four upmarket Yuppies, if that’s what people still call them…now that could be tricky!
Elliott tells his quirky tale in his own words – clever dog!
If you like dog stories with a twist, hi-jinks adult comedy, and tales of human greed and manipulation, then you’ll love how Elliott morphs from Mutt to Mega-Star in REALITY BARKS, Book One in the Reality Barks series. It’s a cheeky non-p.c. laugh for dog-lovers.
When a stray mutt is rescued from the Pound he never imagines he’s destined for stardom.
Suddenly he’s a Timeshare dog, shared between two smart professional couples. They’ve rescued him from Barranyup Pound, somewhere hot and dusty, way out west in the boondocks of New South Wales, Australia. Why have they picked an ordinary mutt like him, he wonders? Elliott discovers all the comforts of a Sydney Harbour-side lifestyle. Snooty dog-grooming salons, even smart beachside cafes that welcome dogs! What doesn’t change is Elliott’s crazy sense of humour! After all, he’s a DWC (dog with character). There’s his sarcastic take on his four new glossy Metro owners thanks to his secret ability to understand everything that’s said to him and being able to read auras.
Can Elliott outsmart the plotting and scheming of Jamie, the Alpha Male in his human pack? Or will he end up being sent back to the dog Pound? That’s his constant nagging fear. Celebrity he can handle, but being a Timeshare dog, a pooch for four upmarket Yuppies, if that’s what people still call them…now that could be tricky!
Elliott tells his quirky tale in his own words – clever dog!
If you like dog stories with a twist, hi-jinks adult comedy, and tales of human greed and manipulation, then you’ll love how Elliott morphs from Mutt to Mega-Star in REALITY BARKS, Book One in the Reality Barks series. It’s a cheeky non-p.c. laugh for dog-lovers.