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We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes

Patrick Jennings
3.87/5 (696 ratings)

I am a snake.


No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.


One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.


He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called "Breakfast." I didn't lay a coil on it.


Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.


In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.


Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.

Format:
Pages:
128 pages
Publication:
Publisher:
Edition:
1
Language:
eng
ISBN10:
0060821140
ISBN13:
9780060821142
kindle Asin:
B001P2UV4W

We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes

Patrick Jennings
3.87/5 (696 ratings)

I am a snake.


No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.


One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.


He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called "Breakfast." I didn't lay a coil on it.


Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.


In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.


Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.

Format:
Pages:
128 pages
Publication:
Publisher:
Edition:
1
Language:
eng
ISBN10:
0060821140
ISBN13:
9780060821142
kindle Asin:
B001P2UV4W