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The Unadulterated Cat

Terry Pratchett

3.83/5 (5710 ratings)

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The Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as more and more of us settle for those boring mass-produced cats the ad-men sell us - the pussies that purr into their gold-plated food bowls on the telly. But the Campaign for Real Cats sets out to change all that by helping us to recognise a true, unadulterated cat when we see one.

For example: real cats have ears that look like they've been trimmed with pinking shears; real cats never wear flea collars . . . or appear on Christmas cards . . . or chase anything with a bell in it; real cats do eat quiche. And giblets. And butter. And anything else left on the table, if they think they can get away with it. Real cats can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away . . .

Format:: Hardcover

Pages:: 157 pages

Publication:: 2002

Publisher:: Gollancz

Edition:: New Ed

Language:: eng

ISBN10:: 0752853694

ISBN13:: 9780752853697

kindle Asin:: 0752853694

The Unadulterated Cat

Terry Pratchett

3.83/5 (5710 ratings)

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The Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as more and more of us settle for those boring mass-produced cats the ad-men sell us - the pussies that purr into their gold-plated food bowls on the telly. But the Campaign for Real Cats sets out to change all that by helping us to recognise a true, unadulterated cat when we see one.

For example: real cats have ears that look like they've been trimmed with pinking shears; real cats never wear flea collars . . . or appear on Christmas cards . . . or chase anything with a bell in it; real cats do eat quiche. And giblets. And butter. And anything else left on the table, if they think they can get away with it. Real cats can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away . . .

Format:: Hardcover

Pages:: 157 pages

Publication:: 2002

Publisher:: Gollancz

Edition:: New Ed

Language:: eng

ISBN10:: 0752853694

ISBN13:: 9780752853697

kindle Asin:: 0752853694

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