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Sarcastic Quotes Cross Stitch Patterns Book: A Humorous Collection of 30 Cheeky and Witty Cross Stitch Quotes

Jennifer Williams
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Collection of 30 Cross Stitch PatternsIntroducing our Sarcastic Quotes Cross Stitch Patterns Book where elegance meets attitude! Are you tired of cute slogans and positive affirmations? Well, buckle up, because we've got just the thing for you! Inside this book you will find a delightfully funny treasure trove of witty sayings and cheeky comebacks that are as sharp as a needle and guaranteed to bring a smirk to your face!Whether you're a seasoned stitcher or a novice needleworker, our easy-to-follow patterns will have you crafting amusing masterpieces in no time. The small size of these designs makes them perfect for quick projects, allowing you to complete a humorous piece of art in no time. So, why settle for old clichés, generic greetings and feel-good fluff when you can stitch up some snark?Key Inspiring 30 sarcastic quotes to complete.Small All designs fit a 5 inch (13cm) hoop or frame on Aida 14 count.Mix and All quotes can be mixed and matched with borders for a unique project.Full color Each pattern is in full color for easy navigation.Large Each chart is a full-page size for easy reading (8.5” x 11”, A4)Embroidery DMC is referred to in this book along with an Anchor conversion chart.Stitch Full stitches, fractional stitching and back stitching are used for these designs.Instructions: Helpful cross-stitching instructions and tips are included.Quick Projects: The small size means designs can be easily completed in a few hours!Difficulty: These designs are easy to follow marking them perfect for newbies, but also have some challenging back stitching and fractional stitching for the more experienced cross stitcher.Design (Width x Height) (No Edging)Aida 6: 11.7” x 11.7” (30 x 30cm)Aida 11: 6.4” x 6.4” (17 x 17cm)Aida 14: 5” x 5” (13 x 13cm)Aida 16: 4.4” x 4.4” (11.5 x 11.5cm)Aida 18: 3.9” x 3.9” (10 x 10cm)30 Sarcastic Quotes included in this That’s Enough Todaying for TodayI Might Be Wrong, but I Doubt ItHold on, Let Me Overthink ThisNot Today Satan, Not TodayI'm Not Weird, I'm Limited EditionThat’s a Horrible Idea, What Time?You’re Officially on My Last NerveCancel My Subscription to Your IssuesProbably Late for SomethingBe Happy, It Drives People CrazyZombies Eat Brains, You’re SafeSorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to ComeIt’s Way Too Peopley OutsideAnother Fine Day Ruined by AdulthoodBreaking News, I Don't CareI’m Fine, It's Fine, Everything Is FineIt Probably Could Get WorseThat Sounds Like a You ProblemPlease Keep Your Stupid to YourselfLife I'm Still a MessIt’s a Beautiful Day to Leave M
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Sarcastic Quotes Cross Stitch Patterns Book: A Humorous Collection of 30 Cheeky and Witty Cross Stitch Quotes

Jennifer Williams
4.68/5 (31 ratings)
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Collection of 30 Cross Stitch PatternsIntroducing our Sarcastic Quotes Cross Stitch Patterns Book where elegance meets attitude! Are you tired of cute slogans and positive affirmations? Well, buckle up, because we've got just the thing for you! Inside this book you will find a delightfully funny treasure trove of witty sayings and cheeky comebacks that are as sharp as a needle and guaranteed to bring a smirk to your face!Whether you're a seasoned stitcher or a novice needleworker, our easy-to-follow patterns will have you crafting amusing masterpieces in no time. The small size of these designs makes them perfect for quick projects, allowing you to complete a humorous piece of art in no time. So, why settle for old clichés, generic greetings and feel-good fluff when you can stitch up some snark?Key Inspiring 30 sarcastic quotes to complete.Small All designs fit a 5 inch (13cm) hoop or frame on Aida 14 count.Mix and All quotes can be mixed and matched with borders for a unique project.Full color Each pattern is in full color for easy navigation.Large Each chart is a full-page size for easy reading (8.5” x 11”, A4)Embroidery DMC is referred to in this book along with an Anchor conversion chart.Stitch Full stitches, fractional stitching and back stitching are used for these designs.Instructions: Helpful cross-stitching instructions and tips are included.Quick Projects: The small size means designs can be easily completed in a few hours!Difficulty: These designs are easy to follow marking them perfect for newbies, but also have some challenging back stitching and fractional stitching for the more experienced cross stitcher.Design (Width x Height) (No Edging)Aida 6: 11.7” x 11.7” (30 x 30cm)Aida 11: 6.4” x 6.4” (17 x 17cm)Aida 14: 5” x 5” (13 x 13cm)Aida 16: 4.4” x 4.4” (11.5 x 11.5cm)Aida 18: 3.9” x 3.9” (10 x 10cm)30 Sarcastic Quotes included in this That’s Enough Todaying for TodayI Might Be Wrong, but I Doubt ItHold on, Let Me Overthink ThisNot Today Satan, Not TodayI'm Not Weird, I'm Limited EditionThat’s a Horrible Idea, What Time?You’re Officially on My Last NerveCancel My Subscription to Your IssuesProbably Late for SomethingBe Happy, It Drives People CrazyZombies Eat Brains, You’re SafeSorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to ComeIt’s Way Too Peopley OutsideAnother Fine Day Ruined by AdulthoodBreaking News, I Don't CareI’m Fine, It's Fine, Everything Is FineIt Probably Could Get WorseThat Sounds Like a You ProblemPlease Keep Your Stupid to YourselfLife I'm Still a MessIt’s a Beautiful Day to Leave M
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