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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Matthew Inman

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If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is an offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

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Pages:: 131 pages

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Publisher:

Edition:: Original ed.

Language:: eng

ISBN10:: 1449410243

ISBN13:: 9781449410247

kindle Asin:: B009CGYO0K

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Matthew Inman

3.91/5 (31322 ratings)

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If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is an offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

Format:

Pages:: 131 pages

Publication:

Publisher:

Edition:: Original ed.

Language:: eng

ISBN10:: 1449410243

ISBN13:: 9781449410247

kindle Asin:: B009CGYO0K

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